Freaky Flyers

Some creatures around the house.
This bugger was enamored with my green onion. So much so that my camera didn't seem to bother him for an entire minute.


I was closing my car door when I noticed these two monsters copulating on the roof. They made a fierce buzzing sound when I got the camera out. But they didn't stop. Of course, after taking this picture I got in my car and drove off, so I'm not certain if they got to finish.

In addition to

In addition to all the rain we've been getting, I've also acquired some mushrooms.Once one of these grew out of the carpeted floor in our camper/trailer. No kidding. It was awful.
They're no shiitake.

Weirdness

Eggs! Are they fish eggs? Lizard eggs? Amphibian eggs? Chicken eggs? You be the judge because I have no idea.
They're sticking out of the water in our backyard canal.
I suppose it's safe to say they're not bird eggs.I hope they're not rabid-monster-spider-eggs.